If I was a Super Hero I think this might be what I would look like. Not very tough if you ask me, and I seem a little self absorbed as well.

“Everyone STOP and look at me, I’m the one wearing the cape here.”

I’m not sure what happened to my hands, they look like bear claws with long pointy needles instead of fingers. I’d like to see myself drink a cup of coffee. How stupid would I look then. nice cape retard